精蟲門

LOL...something damn cock happened during lunch today...we formed a new 門派 sia...it is know as 精蟲門 lol...everyone eh..i mean almost everyone has a role to play and all are welcomed to join haha...lemme give ur a short intro of the figures we have ogay????

師傅: 閉關修練 ( role still open for application)
大師兄: Jow Jow --> Jing Dua-Kee (damn big)
二師兄: SK --> Jing bo-zee (no balls)
三師兄: Beni --> Jing hor-nee (horny)
四師兄: Jun --> Jing zoi-he (alot of fishes)
小師妹: Pui --> silver-Dang (cos she is za bor so she is silver not gold)
管家: Ah Pek --> 阿旺
掃地的: Ah Chua --> 深藏不露的高僧


lol...eh there are some details which i cannot give leh...but judging from the name of our sect ah...u should know we are damn strong guys la lol...eh 大師兄 does not means he is the most zai okie haha...juz dat he is older lol and we do have special meanings for our names lol...anyway 小師妹 was asking us to impart her some skills...lol during lunch today dats y we came up wif this sect. Eh the skills ah...dunno can tell ur anot leh...but u see her name u should know wad skills she wanna learn la...三師兄 offered to teach her..so giving ur another clue...looking at 三師兄 name ur should know wad skills 小師妹 will be learning lol...An assessment give by me (四師兄) shows dat...she has alr learn part of my most fearsome skills le as in shown by barts case lol. So i cant teach her...she dun wanna learn 二師兄 bo-zee skills so find 三師兄 lor.

Anyway, after lunch we went to do our project and 三師兄 teams up wif 小師妹 and came up wif some damn disgusting conversation la...me and SK (二師兄) cannot take it man...due to the range of ages we have for our readers, i shall not disclose the R-rated theme conversation. If your are interested pls ask ying-Dang herself okie lol. Wah lau type chinese damn shag sia lol...anyway ya dats alll for the time being...i have done my part i will ask the rest to update k lol.

Eh pui i v nice to u rite??? at least i nv put ur real name i nv tell others u are Aik Huishan.


P.S. other positions are still available, pls submit ur application post ASAP.