Engine BBQ!!!!

Erm...had a bbq at kangwei's(self proclaimed BBQ lao jiao) condo on monday...Overall its quite a success considering we oni bought the food an hour b4 we start and there was a downpour juz b4 dat. Turnout rate was rather disappointing though as we oni had 10 yandaos coming for the bbq...yeah 10 yandaos...out of the 10 guys one is a super star(takuya aka thng zhixiong) one is super metrosexual(benny) and one is super loud(pui) lol....the rest juz normal yandaos. Freak dis starting paragraph is crap haha...

Erm...due to the lack of time, we decided not to bbq anything dat is too frozen...meaning chicken wing is out..satay is too ex..seafood(unless i use my sa wang shen gong to get some if not it will be out of our budget) is out as well. LOL left wad sia? Oni hotdogs, crabsticks, fish/sotong balls and mushroom lor haha...bo bian LAO JIAO say can meet juz 2 hours b4 leh so we LL eat those oni lor..but not to worry, we have backup plans sia...we bought ke ai ji (spring chicken) from a nearby food centre to add meat to our near non existent bbq lol. eh 10 guys = 4 chicken haha...i mean can eat 4 chickens easily...we all ji shen(saint of chickens) sia haha. Kang kang and guang yan went out to buy while me, beni n kenglim started the fire. The rest of dem started to string our dogs ah balls ah sticks ah together to bbq liao lor muahaha. But sian sia dunno is we cmi or wad the fire still not hot after such a long time lor and all of us are damn hungry la. We tucked into the chicken like hungry ghosts when the 2 waiters home-delivered the chicken man.
After the blood-sucking, flesh-tearing scene, we went back to work on our fire. Finally its up it's up it's up lol...haha beni n I took over the work as main chef of the bbq whipping dish after dish of chao-tar, carsinogenic food to kill our fellow ME students so as to get better grades next sem haha. The forever yandao zhixiong was in charge of cooking the mushrooms lol...sia la one look at him n u know he is a great chef. The mushrooms received the most poular dish award in this year's PIG STAR AWARDS lor beating off challenges from the super oily crabstick and super hard sotong ball haha( after dis entry i dunno still got ppl want us to cook anot haha).

After dinner, we proceed on wif card games...black jack...for fun peace n laughter oni la...(although there can be no peace when pui is around). We play small...v small...small till i paiseh to say the stakes lol...kang kang enjoying home ground advantage volunteered to be the banker and almost killed everyone in the first few rounds la...sia la power sia haha..and jow as usual being the suay one, cannot play daidee, cannot cut the cards. Wah lau he cut we sure suay sia...next time whoever is banker juz ask jow to cut the cards, confirm win till ur jaw drop sia. Erm...games lasted till around 1030 b4 we packed up our stuff and started to make our way home haha...its a short trip for me but not really for ppl like pui n jow so i think they really appreciated mark and guang yan for offering them a lift to a nearer mrt station haha.

The next day...FREAK MAN!!!!!! i kanna sore throat sia...muz be the excessive butter we applied la...no marination means lidat one lor whack whack n whack the butter aha. Even as i m typing dis now my throat feels terrible. So guys offer me a strepsils if ur see me during these few days okie haha...okie soccer tmr gotta go alr aha nite nite...