Saturday, October 13, 2007

Green Pegasus~~



Benny
October/18/1984
Male
グリーン ペガサス
YOU ARE グリーン ペガサス!


Green Pegasus is open and broad minded person.
You are steady and calm.
You also can show consideration to others and have a potential for being a leader.
Although you lack forwardness, you have a natural sense to read other person's feelings.
Therefore you posses good personal relationship tactics.
You dislike causing uneasiness between people and will try to cooperate with the others.
You like to take care of other people and are a big brother type.
You tend to make rush promises though.
You try to solve matters on your own, and this may stress you.
Your unique personality will attract people and helps you to make effective contacts.
You ought to live life freely without bindings.
Your purpose of life lies in not staying in one place, and lead varied and exciting life.
Nevertheless, you look for stability and progress in social life.
If you think too high of your own ways and thinkings, it may lead to failure.
Interacting with other people will bring in huge success.
If you work on your own on something you enjoy, you will show great talent.











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Jun Li
December/18/1984
Male

You are Red Sheep type, who has a fortune of not having to worry about basic necessities of living.
Therefore, you tend to be generous and not stingy.
You are cautious and once you start on something, you have a will power to stick to it.
But you sometimes get behind others in finishing.
You have observant eyes.
You have strength to assess what is most advantageous to you and can use that tactics effectively in forming relationships.
You tend to be rather dependent on other people.
Therefore you are extremely good at being nice and compliment on those people who can be on your side and help you.
You will not tend to show your inner emotions.
You try to collect standard information and will come out with an objective opinion from there.
You are a person of broad knowledge, and are able to do things really well.
You are amiable person, and required be people.
Your weakness is that once you are offended, it takes time for you to recover, and you can be cynical.
You are timid, shy and a person who always needs somebody's company.
To be successful, find at least one thing that you can be confident about.
Don't go against the flow of the time, and then your fortune will open up by the time you get to your middle ages.

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Pei and me always broach the seriously lame categories of conversation and delve into it like we were fallen pins under the inevitable pull of gravity.

Spoken over kang kong and hokkien mee

She was commenting on how 滥交 I was because I add unknown people in friendster. Sadly my frivolous nature was put under scrutiny but I bounced back immediately by saying that wasn't 滥交 but it is called 网交, a term that I coined for people whom I know through the net. I obviously had nothing good in my brain, because I added that people whom I know through the phone are called 口交. Ahahaa. Talking about a blow-job here. Of cause no one will be impressed by that. Hence I continued. People whom I know through common interests are then called 兴交 (性交). For example, people whom I play soccer with are 兴交. Jow and co are all 兴交.

-_-''

The Dirty Chee Go Pek in me soon took a heavy beating in the form of extreme lameness from pei. Who else? She really ranks high in the lame department. Gosh. She shot a rapid series of 交s.

她交出来的好成绩~~ Her results.


1. Those who visit the gyms are called 强力交 (强力胶)
Lameness rating = 4/5

2. Whenever it is 1st and the 15th of the lunar month, I am a 素交 (塑胶) because I eat vegetarian on these 2 days. !!
Lameness rating = 5/5

3. Those whose face turned green when they hear 冷笑话 are called 青交 (青椒). -_-
Lameness rating = 4.5/5

4. When it is 8月15中秋节, mid autumn festival, those who carries lanterns are 灯笼交 (灯笼椒- capsicum)
Lameness rating = 4/5


arghhh... I returned a few

1. Those who are very sweet smelling and uses perfume are called 香交 (香蕉).
Lameness rating = 3.5/5

2. Then those whom we know either during August, or 8th day of the month or anything to do with 8 are all called 八交 (芭蕉).
Lameness rating = 4/5

3. Those known to crap and talk nonsense are called 胡交 (胡椒).~~
Lameness rating = 3/5

Lalalaa. She still continued after dinner with a very very forced statement.

"Hor hor. You made Ah Chua angry. Then he will not friend you anymore. You will become 林没交 (林梅娇- a mediacorp actress)!!"
Lameness rating = 5/5

Ah Chua is Lim_kia mah. hahaaa.

Erm, I replied that those who loves to watch porn magazine are called (黄纸交) 黄子佼
Lameness rating = 3/5

...

Well, to conclude..

Average rating
Pei vs me
4.5 vs 3.6

She really won hands down.
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Just one more yeah. Those who knows jow is called 交交~~ jow jow~~


ps: Others have been excluded due to the explicit content in it. Lol.