无聊...

当有人在水里就快要溺毙。你会是在那焦急万分，喊着“救命！有人掉到水里了！” 还是你会跳到水里救他一命。

我想我是喊救命的人。因为我只会成为多一具浮尸。
My swimmming sux. ANW.... thats not the point...

当你最需要帮忙时，最潦倒时，你最渴望的是别人的眼泪，一双同情你的眼神吗？

有时真的觉得自己好无聊，向朋友诉苦，complain and whine. 真的只是要别人的同情吗？我真的不知道。perhaps its more than tat bah, i hope... 我也相信好多人都有同感吧。
ANW... thats ALSO not the point. shit. 我还没进入正题。

我希望大家能成为那个伸出援手的人，那个跳进水里救他的人。而不是只会叹惜，同情他的遭遇而久久不能释怀的人。他需要的不是你的眼泪...

回忆与憧憬

I read this in a book. 觉得很有意思...

回忆不如憧憬，因为回忆有限，憧憬无限。
回忆不能变为憧憬，憧憬却能成为回忆。
回忆可能遗忘而越变越少，憧憬却能因想望而越化越多。
回忆不可能再成为现实，憧憬却可能实现在眼前。
所以我们不应该在回忆中沉湎， 而当在憧憬中开创。

~刘墉

送给还在裹足不前的朋友们。time to move on... =)

Geylang Geylang Geylang...

LOL...went to sch today (on my free day somemore) to do project wif SK...damn sian la muahaha. Erm...was discussing our GEK till like around 3 plus den finally made our way down to GEYLANG!! LOL wad a place man...we toured it once like a year ago??? Den it leaves such a deep impression of us dat we are actualli abit curious to go down n take a look at it again LOL.erm...decided to meet the rest of the clan at Bugis and den make our way down.....

Upon reaching Geylang...we juz took a few photos la den the rest...hungry ghosts...were complaining abt their grumbling stomach so we went to grab some stuff to actualli stuff their mouth up lol...No la joking man y would i say dat abt my most beloved brothers haha. We grabbed a bite and talk cock for a while. WAH LAU den all of them decided to pangseh us and left lor. Thanks JOW PUI n PEK. Beni is no choice cos he got tuition. PUI and JOW say they are tired....PEK says wad he got image to uphold cannot be seen in GEYLANG. Lidat i should not have ask u come makan le sia..spoilt ur reputation haiz...so sad...(u got reputation meh??? or u meaning we dun have lol so we can be seen here) mauhaha...anyway SK and I began our adventure...

First, we called QQ and ask him which LORONG got the most activities lol den he told us 8-10-12 lol...cos he is an expert in dat place...ask him y haha. Since it is still early, SK and I decided to juz walk around and observe haha...

Some interesting findings:
1) Can juz make a transaction on the road..hop onto a customer's bike den broommmmmm off power rite?

2)Older woman starts to come out earlier to find biz leh...

3)Gals dun come apporach guys (me and SK)...now is pimp lol...maybe they r interested in us???

4)Actually there have alot of temples and churches there sia

5)In the day...they bring umbrellas...like their code sia

Actualli still got la but i lazy to type lol...


LOL den night falls...we started to see the booming industry coming to life haha all the KFC starts coming out leh...but but but...it is not like what we have seen last time sia. Last time the quality more up haha. Dis time like alot is malay ah indonesians and from dunno where la. Chinese ones are all the old old $10 ones lol. Hence SK and I came out with this conclusion. They went back to China to celebrate CNY or went to participate in Olympics lol.

Dis year we nv get approached lol maybe cos we v guai looking la. Me and SK does not look a tiny little bit like horny guys la. Confirm they think we are students who lost our way home leh maiuhaha.

Actualli got once la got one uncle come n ask us something lol. But i think it is not appropriate to say it here leh haha R21 content sia. Ogay after scouting for a v long time, we finally sat down to complete our mission!! To take photos of the KFC trying to get BIZ sia. Scary process k lol. We cannot let them know we are taking photos of them, yet we muz take. So many ppl are staring at us la so we have to find a strategic location to camouflage in the background haha.

We managed to find a way in the end, wif SK hiding the camera inside his bag and me standing behind him, focusing on the KFC...WALA...we finally managed to get a nice nice (ok la average but cos of effort so v nice) shot of wad we want haha...swee rite??? Mission impossible leh ahaa

Wah shag...oh ya we had dou jiang and you tiao in the process of walking here n there lol...i know it is very random but i m lazy to insert into the earlier parts haha. Cannot disturb the flow mah lol. LOL dats all la..although our project might not be v zai, but for the effort we put in ah, risking of lives to take photos, the risk of 送大肥蟲(us)入雞口, i think we deserve nothing less den an A+ for this module lol.

精蟲門

LOL...something damn cock happened during lunch today...we formed a new 門派 sia...it is know as 精蟲門 lol...everyone eh..i mean almost everyone has a role to play and all are welcomed to join haha...lemme give ur a short intro of the figures we have ogay????

師傅: 閉關修練 ( role still open for application)
大師兄: Jow Jow --> Jing Dua-Kee (damn big)
二師兄: SK --> Jing bo-zee (no balls)
三師兄: Beni --> Jing hor-nee (horny)
四師兄: Jun --> Jing zoi-he (alot of fishes)
小師妹: Pui --> silver-Dang (cos she is za bor so she is silver not gold)
管家: Ah Pek --> 阿旺
掃地的: Ah Chua --> 深藏不露的高僧


lol...eh there are some details which i cannot give leh...but judging from the name of our sect ah...u should know we are damn strong guys la lol...eh 大師兄 does not means he is the most zai okie haha...juz dat he is older lol and we do have special meanings for our names lol...anyway 小師妹 was asking us to impart her some skills...lol during lunch today dats y we came up wif this sect. Eh the skills ah...dunno can tell ur anot leh...but u see her name u should know wad skills she wanna learn la...三師兄 offered to teach her..so giving ur another clue...looking at 三師兄 name ur should know wad skills 小師妹 will be learning lol...An assessment give by me (四師兄) shows dat...she has alr learn part of my most fearsome skills le as in shown by barts case lol. So i cant teach her...she dun wanna learn 二師兄 bo-zee skills so find 三師兄 lor.

Anyway, after lunch we went to do our project and 三師兄 teams up wif 小師妹 and came up wif some damn disgusting conversation la...me and SK (二師兄) cannot take it man...due to the range of ages we have for our readers, i shall not disclose the R-rated theme conversation. If your are interested pls ask ying-Dang herself okie lol. Wah lau type chinese damn shag sia lol...anyway ya dats alll for the time being...i have done my part i will ask the rest to update k lol.

Eh pui i v nice to u rite??? at least i nv put ur real name i nv tell others u are Aik Huishan.


P.S. other positions are still available, pls submit ur application post ASAP.